Make ’em laugh with a show the whole family will enjoy
Anything can talk with David Pendleton
— your traveling ventriloquist —
for business, church, and ministry events.
✓ Laugh ✓ Connect ✓ Appreciate
Meet the cast!
Meet Mac Elroy. With a career spanning several … cough … decades, Mac brings back the nostalgia of the Vaudeville era, delighting audiences with his classic style and comedic genius.
Don’t expect Mac to stick to the script. He’s a dynamic performer who will surprise you with impromptu songs that leaves everyone in stitches.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
Meet Buford, the dog who's not just man's best friend but also your evening’s biggest howl.
Now, don't let his droopy ears and dopey grin fool ya – this pup’s packed with more jokes than a hotdog stand has mustard!
Get ready for a paws-itively hilarious evening with Buford the Dog – the only comedian who knows that sometimes the best jokes are the ones that make you groan and giggle at the same time!
Walks are great until you realize you’re just dragging your human around.
I swear, it’s like they’ve never seen a squirrel before!
Aunt Tilly, with her twinkling eyes and mischievous grin, is here to sprinkle a little magic and a lot of laughter into your lives.
She's a delightful whirlwind of charm, candor, and wit—like your favorite grandma, if your grandma moonlighted as a stand-up comedian. She's got jokes older than the hills and quips fresher than a daisy, and she's not afraid to use them.
My granddaughter asked me, "Nana, what's TikTok?"
I said, "Honey, it's the sound my knees make when I get up in the morning."
Meet Vern, the entertainer who swoops in to save your evening.
Now, let's clear the air — Vern is a vulture. Yes, you heard that right. Despite appearances, this self-proclaimed scavenger is here to pick apart your blues and leave nothing but laughter behind.
Pet owners crack me up. “This is Mr. Fluffy Wuffy, my emotional support hamster.”
Seriously? When did we start giving rodents job titles?
I am Sergeant Major Boo Rah, and I am here to ensure the utmost security and discipline in this establishment.
There will be NO shenanigans, NO funny business, and certainly NO suspicious activity on my watch.
Every person in the audience and every performer on the stage is expected to maintain order and follow the rules.
My duty is to keep each and every one of you safe from any and all troublemakers.
Carry on.
Oh yeah, and there’s this guy…
What do we need him for?
Overcome the fear of cringe-worthy entertainment
So, you’re tasked with organizing an event that’s supposed to be fun and memorable, but the fear of it
turning into a snooze-fest is real. Traditional entertainment often misses the mark, leaving you stuck
between cheesy and cringe-worthy, with no room for genuine laughter.
instead, Build connections with laughter
David’s unique blend of ventriloquism and comedy is a hit for all ages. His charming characters and quick-witted humor guarantee a rocking good time. Partnering with David is as easy as pie, and he is
committed to making your event a resounding success.
The best events are the ones when we laughed.
The best events are the ones when we laughed.
We’ll help you plan the perfect performance
David Pendleton knows that planning an event can be daunting, especially when you want to strike the right balance between appropriate yet fun.
With his decades of experience, he’s committed to family-friendly humor that leaves you looking good.
Three steps to your best event
Step 1:
Give David a call
Reach out to David and let him know about your upcoming event.
Step 2:
Plan the perfect act
Collaborate with David as he customizes his act to fit seamlessly into your event’s theme and audience.
Step 3:
Laughter galore
Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh until it hurts as David and his lovable characters take the stage.
We all agree… laughter is the best policy

Let’s get started!
When you choose David Pendleton for your event, you:
Ensure that your guests are entertained from start to finish
Create an atmosphere of joy and togetherness
Set your event apart with unique and engaging entertainment
Leave a lasting impression that keeps attendees talking
Enjoy a stress-free experience with a seasoned professional at the helm